But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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