two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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