i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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