Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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