I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize