respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize