Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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