Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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