She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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