I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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