i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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