you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover