Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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