I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Congratulations! We have a period
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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