Your mouth is God's brothel.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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