My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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