Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Bring me that man meat
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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