I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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