hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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