Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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