That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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