She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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