AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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