The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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