i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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