Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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