I wanna bring you to show and tell
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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