Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
