After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
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I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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