I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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