just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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