do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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