There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she pinky promised me she was 18
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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