so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
third nipple confirmed
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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