You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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