You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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