i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
My pussy is not your playground.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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