No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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