that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize