I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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