i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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