Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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