Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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