Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
