First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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