do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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