idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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