its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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