i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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