Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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