Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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