it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'd cum for enchiladas.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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