Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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